Evolutionary Astrologer – Life Coach – Tarot Consultant

Welcome

There is no wrong path.
But it helps to be prepared before you choose one.

So here you are, checking out this website, maybe looking for answers to three eternal but not-so-easy questions like, “Why am I here?” “Where am I headed?” or “Who am I, really?” Then there’s the fourth one: “Why do I keep doing that crazy thing I do (or falling in love with the wrong person/getting the wrong job) and how do I stop doing it?” (Stay tuned; there’s a “prescription” for this. Promise.)

Without a doubt you’ve run into plenty of  platitudes and attitudes, opinions and rules that don’t make sense. Here, you won’t find any of that. I’ll help you stretch into who you really are, beyond how you were cast in society, or by your parents, or by culture. You were born to be absolutely, cooler-than-cooler, you. You’re a true original and nothing’s better than that. Happiness is your birthright, not something that belongs in a fairy tale.

I practice Evolutionary Astrology. I’m a Life Coach. I cast charts and read tarot cards. And other eyebrow-raising, let-me-help-you-help-yourself tricks of the trade. I’m a feisty, heartful, by the seat-of-my-pants, wise Sagittarius local-girl-gone-pro with plenty of years and experience under my belt. I’ll share tools and tricks with you, acquired skills and practical magic (not the kind that requires a wand or a spell). You’ll learn things that you can actually use in your life.

I’ve sat in university classrooms, read thousands of books, studied with everyone from the Dalai Lama to Jerry Garcia to Steven Forrest. I’ve traveled the world and gotten humbled. I’ve come up laughing no matter how many times I’ve fallen flat on my face (I have total faith that you can, too, by the by). I’ve tossed all of this together like some wild salad and dressed it with humor and love. I offer this to you.

Cruise the site. You won’t be disappointed. Come see me if you want to start changing your world for the better. The sky’s the limit and miracles are in no short supply.

In fierce aliveness and joy,

Joyce

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Special Offers

Gift yourself with a package deal and save $50

Buy a combo of a 90-minute or 2-hour Natal Birthchart reading and a 60 or 90- minute “What’s on the Horizon” reading and receive a deep discount of $50.

Pay at the time of the Natal reading and then redeem the “What’s on the Horizon” reading at any time you wish. It’s the gift that keeps giving.

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Let me entertain and inspire you and your guests!

Planning a gathering or party? Hire me to give astrology and/or tarot readings. My approach is upbeat, positive and inspirational (I’ve been doing this for over 25 years).

Everyone is guaranteed a fabulous time—and they’ll never forget your party.

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Astromassage

Astrology and massage? All in 2 one-hour sessions from Joyce and Kathy, who have been at it for over 20 years in their respective fields. Here's what you'll receive:

- a 60 minute Evolutionary Astrology reading from Joyce Van Horn
- a 60 minute massage from Kathy Jacobson, CMT
- a discount that you simply can't refuse:

For only $180, enjoy both services in the same day and location (a savings of $45). This is a great way to spend two hours of your day-you'll be inspired by Joyce's practical guidance and glowing with Kathy's incredible massage.

As a matter of fact, you can buy this package right now!

AstroMassage - $180.00