Evolutionary Astrologer – Life Coach – Tarot Consultant


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An interview with Peephole Magazine – click the images to enlarge,
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There is no wrong path.
But it helps to be prepared before you choose one.

Your job in life is to show up exactly who you are. To gain a foothold on happiness. To become more aware and more alive. My job is to guide, inform and inspire. I offer insight into how to become more fully and gloriously you, when to make decisions at the right time for a propitious outcome and to help you prepare for what lies ahead. This helps you make informed choices so that life flows rather than stutters and your potential for joy is tremendously enhanced.

I’ll help guide you through the sticky spots: professionally, personally, romantically, philosophically.  I’ll give you practical tools to utilize after our session(s). I’ll cheerlead you even while I am completely honest about where you are and what your options are for the future. Some of the readings I offer, always through the cutting-edge lens of Evolutionary Astrology, are the Natal Birthchart, What’s On the Horizon (what’s coming up and how to deal), Relationship comparisons, Specific Theme readings and more. With 28 years of professional practice under my belt, I’m gutsy, kind, cut-to-the-chase with a heart as big as Texas.

Evolutionary Astrology isn’t the only thing in my bag of tricks. I’m a Life Coach/Guide/Mentor. I read tarot cards, interpret dreams, do ritual, prepare flower essences. And other eyebrow-raising, let-me-help-you-help-yourself tricks of the trade. I’m a feisty, heartful, by the seat-of-my-pants, wise Sagittarius local-girl-gone-pro with plenty of years and experience under my belt. I’ll share tools and tricks with you, acquired skills and practical magic (not the kind that requires a wand or a spell). You’ll learn things that you can actually use in your life.

I’ve sat in university classrooms, read thousands of books, studied with everyone from the Dalai Lama to Jerry Garcia to Steven Forrest. I’ve traveled the world and gotten humbled. I’ve come up laughing no matter how many times I’ve fallen flat on my face (I have total faith that you can, too, by the by). I’ve tossed all of this together like some wild salad and dressed it with humor and love. I offer this to you.

Come see me if you want to start changing your world for the better. The sky’s the limit and miracles are in no short supply.

In fierce aliveness and joy,


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Special Offers

Gift yourself with a package deal and save $50

Buy a combo of a 90-minute or 2-hour Natal Birthchart reading and a 60 or 90- minute “What’s on the Horizon” reading and receive a deep discount of $50.

Pay at the time of the Natal reading and then redeem the “What’s on the Horizon” reading at any time you wish. It’s the gift that keeps giving.

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Let me entertain and inspire you and your guests!

Planning a gathering or party? Hire me to give astrology and/or tarot readings. My approach is upbeat, positive and inspirational (I’ve been doing this for over 25 years).

Everyone is guaranteed a fabulous time—and they’ll never forget your party.

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Astrology and massage? All in 2 one-hour sessions from Joyce and Kathy, who have been at it for over 20 years in their respective fields. Here's what you'll receive:

- a 60 minute Evolutionary Astrology reading from Joyce Van Horn
- a 60 minute massage from Kathy Jacobson, CMT
- a discount that you simply can't refuse:

For only $240, enjoy both services in the same day and location (a savings of $60). This is a great way to spend two hours of your day-you'll be inspired by Joyce's practical guidance and glowing with Kathy's incredible bodywork.

As a matter of fact, you can buy this package right now!



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